Category Archives: You sound like a toddler

# 972 Rap Lyrics

Don’t get me wrong. I love rap music as much as any other upper middle class white girl. I went to a ghetto school and have been known to, on occasion, get crunk.

But even with my affinity for gangster rap, I can still admit that those fine fella’s (and the rare lady) are horrendous wordsmiths.

Allow me to present my case with the help of one of my favorite blogs, Snacks and Shit.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B: Exhibit C:

Exhibit D: And just for shits let’s add in another.

Exhibit E:

Terrible.

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#978 Being shushed

Adult to child in record time.

Nothing makes me feel like an insolent child faster than being shushed. Suddenly I’m not mature enough to control the volume of my voice or speak when I want. No inside voices for me, I’m immature.

Hey! You're a baby you can't shush me! I shush you! Don't judge me!

Terrible.

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#984 saying FML

It’s not funny anymore. And no one cares about your life. Srsly.

Terrible.

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