#979 Hiccups

Uuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

Is there anything worse? First, you sound like a drunk. And you can’t get out a full sentence without hiccuping again so then everyone laughs, again. And your stomach starts to hurt and you can’t eat and no one takes you seriously. It’s just horrible.

Even worse are the supposed “cures” for hiccups.

Drinking a beer doesn't help the "I'm not drunk" cause.

Hold your breathe and drink for 10 seconds. Hold your breathe and hop on one leg for 15 jumps. Hold your breathe and rub your tummy and pat your head. Say the ABC’s backwards. Click your heels three times and think of home.

Nothing works. Hiccups are incurable. Just as Charles Osborne. He suffered from the little bastards for 68 years.

Terrible.

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