And then you wake up and you’ve got that white stuff crusted to the entire side of your face. Sure you can say it’s a sign of a good nights sleep but let’s face it, there isn’t anything attractive about slobber.
For example, look at this progression of drool. Notice that it gets less and less cute as the ages progress.
And you have to change your pillowcase afterward. What a pain. Drooling? Case closed.