What gives America? Was the momentous peace of our founding fathers and native settlers not enough to celebrate?
Christmas is fun, no doubt about it. You give presents, you get presents, and if you’re lucky someone gets drunk and spills the family secrets. But so is Thanksgiving!
You shovel as much food down your gullet and pass out into a carb induced coma while watching 22 men toss a pigskin around. What’s more American than that?
And really, is 28 days not enough to celebrate Christmas?