The bane of my existence.
This despicable creature has enjoyed a recent spike in popularity thanks to especially low self-esteem and poor parenting. Young men dressing as loose women
and young women dressing as fucking morons.
And it’s not just what they wear, although that’s more than enough. It’s their attitude. The I’m-better-than-you-because-I-only-eat-organic-and-know-all-the-lyrics-to-all-the-songs-by-all-the-bands-you’ve-never-heard-of attitude.
Well you know what, Hipsters? You’re just this generations Hippies. Which doesn’t sound so bad until you realize that all those hippies are either a) dead from venereal diseases or b) working 9-5’s wishing they had died from venereal diseases.So stick that into your sustainable, locally widdled pipe and smoke it.