#991 Zit popping videos

This is disgusting.

Turn back now.

Do not read if you ever plan on leading a semi-normal life.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is an epidemic among us. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one.

No, I’m talking about something so disgusting and mind numbingly foul it can only exist on……YouTube.

It’s video’s of people popping pimples. What’s that? Oh, you don’t have any idea what I’m talking about? Well then, let me give you a brief history on the matter.

This is the Mac Daddy that started it all.

If you were brave enough to watch the video, kudos to you. If you did not watch the video, you’re smarter than the suckers that are now up chucking their lunch. This little gem has been viewed about  366,156 times. That’s about the population of Wichita, Kansas.

This is the first picture that popped up when I google searched Wichita. I'm not making a joke. Jut stating a fact. I can't make this shit up.

This is the first picture that came up when I Google searched Wichita. I couldn't make this shit up.

Now I can understand one video getting popular through a few chain emails threatening bodily harm by a limbless, black-eyed zombie-boy if you don’t forward it to 10 friends immediately, but that doesn’t explain the volume of videos.

There’s one titled “little “cyster” explosion” and other named “Pimple of doom.” If that’s not enough to quench your disgusting thirst, try this playlist of 92 different exploding cysts, zits, and abscesses.

My biggest question is why? Why would you not only video tap someone popping your pimple/boil/pocket o’ puss and then post if for the world to see? And why would someone watch it? Why would 366, 000 people watch it? Is everyone’s job really that bad that you’d rather watch a cess pool drain out of someones armpit than do a spreadsheet?

Oh God it burns! Anything but the spreadsheet! Mercy!

Oh God it burns! Anything but the spreadsheet! Sanctuary!

These videos are repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, unpalatable, distasteful, foul, nasty, and vomitous.

Simply put?

Terrible.

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